it’s been 30 MINUTES since kate bought her new macbook pro and she has already spilled her strongbow on it.
best conversation ever
irish guy: what is a douchebag? i keep hearing this expression. kate and i: uhhhh, it’s a feminine cleaning product.. like for your lady parts irish guy: that’s horrible!
places you should never go on a saturday in...
younge and dundas square the dufferin mall anywhere that has crying children anywhere that has children in general streetcars
“fat mike is pointing out the fat kids” “there are so many people with no teeth here” - texts from danielle that make me wish i was going to see nofx. hahah.
my "i hate work" playlist
songs to get me through the day. louisiana - the loved ones yes - murder by death the world on my own - the cavaliers geraldine - chuck ragan without again - elliott brood worry - northcote lord, i’m discouraged - the hold steady today i hate everyone - the killjoys run, run, run - joel plaskett we did it when we were young - gaslight anthem cryin’ shame - the speaking tongues
NXNE final day
5 days in a row kate has been out 4 days i’ve been out this week 3 times kate unbuttoned my gentleman friends shirt last night 2 times we will have seen chuck ragan and dave hause this week 1 amazing NXNE week!
reasons why tonight was awesome
i met chuck ragan he touched the back of my arm (hot) i didn’t spend all my money its almost the weeeeekend
i have an eerie feeling that i will accidentally get very drunk tonight.
i KNEW it
Cutting Hair Another urban myth is that cutting the hair will make it grow back stronger and quicker. This is perhaps due to the fact that when cut, the hair feels thicker. There is no evidence to suggest that cutting the hair makes it grow back any differently. A person’s hair will grow back at the same rate as before.
jennamaroney-: katescho: jessesabsentberg: Bill Maher And Jane Lynch Give A Dramatic Reading Of Anthony Weiner’s Sexts hahahahahah
things that shouldn't be allowed on the TTC
strollers (as kate and i say, if you can’t afford a car then you can’t afford a baby) babies in general (they are so loud) people who smell like onions (who eats onions at 8am anyway? come on people) backpacks (they take up an extra foot and highschool bitches always smack me with them) people with loud music (if i wanted to hear shitty dance music i’d hang out at the brunswick house) sorry...
chuck ragan, dave hause, joey cape AND the cavaliers wednesday :) :)
HAaaaaaaapppyyyyy birthday to my lovely friend alaynaaaa!!!!
tina is a queen.
Tina Fey, Executive Producer, 30 Rock I’m glad to hear that Tracy apologized for his comments. Stand-up comics may have the right to “work out” their material in its ugliest and rawest form in front of an audience, but the violent imagery of Tracy’s rant was disturbing to me at a time when homophobic hate crimes continue to be a life-threatening issue for the GLBT...